by SonicNiGHT July 5, 2009
Get the Splooge Cannon mug.A porridge cannon is where you spread your cheeks while bending over to spray faeces at people for fun. for best results eat lots of dogdy food on a seedy sunday
Jerrome was always hogging the toilet so i kicked the door in and blasted him with my porridge cannon.
Adrian's porridge cannon was leaking so he had to see a doctor before it seized up
I would let mel gibson eat a bowl of cereal out of my porridge cannon any day
Adrian's porridge cannon was leaking so he had to see a doctor before it seized up
I would let mel gibson eat a bowl of cereal out of my porridge cannon any day
by F-Bang August 24, 2009
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A demeaning term that is worse than being called a "wise guy", but isn't as bad as being called "a young whipper snapper."
by KnuckleSandwichBoy June 20, 2011
Get the Wise Cannon mug.The nefarious and perverse act of standing a reasonable distance behind your doubled-over and unsuspecting partner, taking a run up and rifling your sack completely into her anus shouting "CANNONBALL!!!" at the last possible moment. Having knocked her to the ground with your scrotal barrage, proceed to jack off over her back while sitting balls deep on her ass and taunt her by singing shanties. Works best if she's just taken a shower because she'll be prepped, and then have to take another shower after you've demonstrated your pirate-like domination.
Theresa had just got out of the shower when Francois skidded round the corner and launched his nuts with hi-def explosive power into her rectal cavern, heroically crying "CANNONBALL!!!" and then nutted one out all up her back and in her hair. With his cannonballing mission complete, Francois knew the world was safe again.
by Filth Wizard October 16, 2008
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by Stampitch November 6, 2010
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cannon fodder, meaning someone who is expendable or in simpler terms, a tool. It is a verry flexible term that is used widley in reference to politics and athletics, but most frequently in combat. The term is a military term that dates back to the civil war, troops would be sent out as distraction to the cannons, or simply as "food for the cannons" in other words, fodder means food, thus cannon fodder means cannon food.
1)Bush is Chenneys cannon fodder... what a tool.
2)in the game of rugby, Backs are Cannon fodder for the Forwards, who do all the real work
3)half of the platoon was used as cannon fodder when they went over the top of the trench.
2)in the game of rugby, Backs are Cannon fodder for the Forwards, who do all the real work
3)half of the platoon was used as cannon fodder when they went over the top of the trench.
by buddyguy January 4, 2007
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