Calgary Stampede

The opposite of the Bucking Bronco, in which the male has his testicles bound, the female dons a strap-on and hops on the male, entering quickly - holding onto the bound nuts for dear life.

Good payback for women who have suffered the pain of the infamous bucking bronco .

"I pulled a Calgary Stampede on him last night. Stayed on a full 8 seconds, a new record!"

by Muffinzz September 9, 2011

Calgary

The part of Canada that thinks it's Texas.

Dude, I just went on vacation to Calgary, and there was a parade with all these fake cowboys and shit.

by insane adventurer March 10, 2015

calgary

First nations (Blackfoot tribe) to mean "where rivers meet" reffering to the bow and elbow river

Bow and elbow river meet in calgary

by roylay February 9, 2013

calvery

The act of losing one's wrist watch while fisting a man's anus.

Damn! I need to know what time it is but I calveryed my watch in Lamar's ass.

by Pachanga Grande October 7, 2013

calvarysquake

logans fav aos editor

Someone "Look its calvarysquake"
Logan "THEE CALVARYSQUAKE"

by realmaniac100 April 16, 2022

calmary af

1. when you ship calum hood with rosemary like so much
2. kayla

''She is Calmary af, man.''

by peaceemoji October 7, 2014

Calgary Special

When you're at the Calgary Stampede picking up drunk broads and instead of having sex with them you jizz all over their big boobies.

"Hey dude why didn't you fuck that chick?"
"I decided to give her a Calgary special instead."

by Blackmurph October 10, 2014