Tori the Cannibal

Tori. The. Cannibal. If you're smart, you will stop reading right now and forget that you even looked her up. She will come after you, and you will die. There's no other explanation to it. And believe me, you better pray she doesn't victimize you. A few lucky survivors have lived to tell her tale, but who knows when she will strike next. And if you don't believe me, just ask Rob....her newest bitch.

Tori the Cannibal can and will eat you all.

Tori the Cannibal by Survivor#49 February 25, 2011

ethical cannibal

one who eats human flesh with the consent of the one being eaten

@batshaped, storyboard artist for cartoon network: i cannot let anyone forget that i am an aspiring ethical cannibal. in my lifetime i WILL consensually and ethically eat human flesh
literally all of twitter: what the fuck

ethical cannibal by maxRNG July 18, 2020

Corporate Cannibal 

A company that is predatory by nature. An entity who exploits the workers for large profits and cheats the consumer around every corner, all the while putting massive amounts of money into sales and marketing to create a recognizable brand.

Also a large company who obliterates smaller businesses who cannot compete with the mass marketing. Also written in a song by Grace Jones.

Walmart is notorious for putting the Mom and Pop shops out of business because they cannot compete with the high volume revenues. I would say Walmart is a Corporate cannibal, eating up smaller neighborhood businesses.

Corporate Cannibal by Elizabeth Schell January 16, 2009

cock cannibal 

1. One who intentionally, habitually, and enthusiastically ingests/eats human penis, either cooked or uncooked (may be wrapped in a sushi roll, tortilla, or pancake)usually fetish related, sometimes done for religious or tax purposes.

2. Dick Cheney

That cock cannibal vice president, Dick Cheney, ate my penis!

cock cannibal by shy jason October 16, 2005

Barbie Cannibal 

An emo fail who has managed to whore about 5000 friends on facebook. Thinks she's some famous scene queen, with a "haters make me famous" attitude, and a constant need for attention by posting somewhat depressing sounding statuses or making fake suicide notes. Her hair is pretty much fried from dying it every week. Just a sad, sad girl.

Sorry, that's the inner Barbie Cannibal coming out.

Barbie Cannibal by jimjimbob. October 21, 2010

Horny Cannibal 

When you are sucking on a man's penis and bite his dick off.

I met a freak on the streets and it turned out that she was a horny cannibal!

Horny Cannibal by Chupacabra97 May 15, 2011

Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls 

Killer song by White Zombie done for the soundtrack to the Beavis and Butthead movie. The song is known for it's African/Industrial combo drum beat. Sadly this is the last song they made and released before they split in 1998.

I got grounded for breaking everything in the room rocking out to Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls by White Zombie

Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls by Gaaraofthedamned January 20, 2011