by Bryce Hilyard October 23, 2006
Get the bundleful mug.A burplesnurfer is a person who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles. This word can actually be used to describe anyone whom the user feels fits the description.
by Item Nine July 12, 2011
Get the burplesnurfer mug.To drag, suck, ruin and anchor and break everyonees lives,
Notoriously known for ruining eveeryones life
Master I.o.u's
Synonym : Sebastian fournier
, leech, anchors, burden society, scum, dirt
Notoriously known for ruining eveeryones life
Master I.o.u's
Synonym : Sebastian fournier
, leech, anchors, burden society, scum, dirt
by carlo garcia May 19, 2008
Get the Burden mug.People who are totally useless and non productive in American society. These people now roam freely while destroying the economic and social infrastructure of America.
Maria gives birth to baby Carlos in a county hospital. Because Maria used crack cocaine during her pregnancy, baby Carlos is born prematurely. This premature birth requires her baby to spend two months in intensive care. The hospital bills now add up to over 100,000 dollars. The hardworking taxpayers of America will pay for these bills.
Little Carlos is now enrolled in public school. Because Carlos has not been exposed to the English language in his early childhood, he must be taught in bilingual education. Carlos also receives free school lunches and his mother Maria is collecting welfare and food stamps. This is an additional tax burden for the hardworking Americans in this country.
Carlos is now a teenager. He has recently joined a street gang. Because of various crimes including drug possession and burglary, Carlos has been in and out of the juvenile justice system for most of his teenage years. During his teenage years, Carlos also impregnated two girls in his gang and has refused to accept responsibility.
Carlos is now an adult. His criminal record has grown to include armed robbery, car jackings and assault. He has spent most of his adult life in and out of jail.
Carlos is now addicted to crack cocaine. He has suffered two drug overdoses. On his 3rd overdose, Carlos dies.
Summery: A Taxpayers Burden, from birth until death.
Little Carlos is now enrolled in public school. Because Carlos has not been exposed to the English language in his early childhood, he must be taught in bilingual education. Carlos also receives free school lunches and his mother Maria is collecting welfare and food stamps. This is an additional tax burden for the hardworking Americans in this country.
Carlos is now a teenager. He has recently joined a street gang. Because of various crimes including drug possession and burglary, Carlos has been in and out of the juvenile justice system for most of his teenage years. During his teenage years, Carlos also impregnated two girls in his gang and has refused to accept responsibility.
Carlos is now an adult. His criminal record has grown to include armed robbery, car jackings and assault. He has spent most of his adult life in and out of jail.
Carlos is now addicted to crack cocaine. He has suffered two drug overdoses. On his 3rd overdose, Carlos dies.
Summery: A Taxpayers Burden, from birth until death.
by AHWWM March 16, 2005
Get the Taxpayers Burden mug.1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).
2. A petty thief of fecal matter.
2. A petty thief of fecal matter.
Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.
by frieze July 14, 2003
Get the turd burgler mug.1. - An unwanted baby conceived mistakenly at any time with or without being in a drunken or drug induced state.
Michelle : Oh my god I'm going give you a little bundle of joy Subotai, I love you so much...
Subotai : That's wonderful darling, I'll be back in a while. *thinking : Oh fuck me drunk another expensive bundle of accident dragged screaming into the world, I can't take it anymore, the wedding was bad enough, shit. it is OVER.*
30 seconds later Subotai's screaming heard as he fails to fly to safety from the 30 fatal floors of their one bedroom walkup apartment.
Subotai : That's wonderful darling, I'll be back in a while. *thinking : Oh fuck me drunk another expensive bundle of accident dragged screaming into the world, I can't take it anymore, the wedding was bad enough, shit. it is OVER.*
30 seconds later Subotai's screaming heard as he fails to fly to safety from the 30 fatal floors of their one bedroom walkup apartment.
by RandomBastard April 16, 2010
Get the Bundle of Accident mug.Powdered drink mix within a collapsing plastic tube, sold in the 1980s in North America. Much like Tang, Burple was sold to be mixed with water and consumed as a fruit flavored juice. Was sold in a variety of flavors. The product did not last long on store shelves, however.
by Christopher Majewski February 16, 2008
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