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birth wagon

relating to the word band wagon; when a mother decides to give birth, following the actions of other women; when one baby is born and other babies follow, like a band wagon but for birth
"I was born after you."
"Oh, so you're mother decided to join the birth wagon."

birth some chocolate lab puppies 

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels
I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

birth wench 

1. A mother
2. A possible tool for the future, used during difficult child birth
"Dude, you coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, my birth wench is being difficult"
birth wench by Harry Madeley December 5, 2007

Birth Control Tag 

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – tag their acquaintances in pictures that render the victim completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Often such images involve the use or overuse of controlled substances, or behaving in such a manner that puts their sexuality into question. Posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Tag (BCT) is one of the most effective methods to damage one's online reputation.
My friend Rob tagged Jason posturing himself in a suggestive manner against a statue of George Washington with his pants down. That's a BCT if I've ever heard of one.

Did you see that Birth Control Tag of Elena? Man, I've never seen someone so fall down drunk with food all over her clothes.

Did you see that picture of those two frat brothers kissing during pledge week? Dude, no chick is going to go out with them once they get Birth Control Tagged on facebook.

Birth of a Hero 

The act of being an enormously obese woman and taking what you believe to be a shit on the toilet, only to be surprised when a baby comes out.
Hey you know that fat bitch Kathryn in our home econ class? The one with acne and a lisp? Her walrus of a mom thought she was taking a dump when a baby came out... fuckin classic case of birth of a hero.
Birth of a Hero by NGRconCARNE June 18, 2009

birth vegetarian 

someone who is born as a veggie and has never eaten meat or fish
Zoe : *offers chicken nugget*
Olivia : no thanks, i'm vegetarian
Zoe : since when?
Olivia : I've always been vegetarian
Zoe : oh so you're a birth vegetarian!
Olivia : yeah!
*both dance to morrissey *
scene end
birth vegetarian by thepizzafairy October 28, 2013