african barking spider

a fart

as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"

by mat81 February 25, 2009

baking brownies

when one farts excessively - the smell of "baking brownies"

Holy shit, Paul's baking brownies! Go to the toilet paul!

by barneyg June 20, 2003

california barking spider

Elusive Recluse spider, never seen, can be Identified by pungent odor and unique, low barking sound. The main diet of these spiders are assholes. They are known to hang around dark and moist places.

Yo, what was that?

Dunno, maybe a california barking spider in the garden

by John bobby November 14, 2006

recreational baking

The act of making sweet, high-calorie goodies that, upon completion, have no firm destination outside of one's home.

Sarah's lack of self-control around sweets forced her to ban recreational baking from her home.

by bobo76 January 10, 2010

bare backing

intercourse without using a condom

i ain bare backin , allow diseases init

by michel jackson October 29, 2003

Barking up

To run one's mouth loudly about nothing. Very similar to talking shit or bullshitting. Could be used playfully or aggressively.

Don't worry about Johnny , he just likes barking up.

I thought those two were going to fight. Just a lot of barking up.

by Underpound June 4, 2013

Baking up some deliciousness

The act of being awesome or preparing to be awesome.

1. When playing basketball and being in the zone, or generally unstoppable.
Use: "Ohh shit man! Did you see that? I'm baking up some fucking
deliciousness in this piece!"

2. When approximately 5 years of age and combining all of mother's
spice rack together with leftovers and mixing in a large bowl, said
with blissful oblivion and a huge grin.
Use: "Ohh shit mommy! I'm baking up some deliciousness for you and
daddy tonight!"

3. When eating so as to create excrement ideal for a practical joke.
Use: "Ohh shit man, gimme another bran muffin. I'm baking up some
deliciousness for Matt's pillow."

by Kid J January 9, 2009