Bansari

A gift from the Gods to the mundane, trivial existence of human beings; after Jesus and Mohammed, Bansari is the last true mouthpiece of the One True God. She has the power to start cults by a swing of her hair, wars with just a smile, and torrid love affairs with her eye for good poetry. Suffice to say, if you come across one, she's probably the only one you'll meet across lifetimes, so hold on close.

"I met a Bansari a million lives ago. What I wouldn't give to find her right now, in this one."

by aghoraa December 17, 2019

banana jelly

A Scottish term coined by a Mr. McLean meaning cum, jizz, semen, spunk, baby gravy, DNA yogurt, pork mayo, the baldmans tears or hotdog flavoured water.

It's steak and blow job day. She's getting my banana jelly for dessert.

by WrongTurtleDove April 21, 2014

Banana Friday

Banana Friday is a tradition where people wear yellow colored clothes on Friday. Eating bananas is also strongly encouraged. When people are asked why they are wearing yellow, they must exclaim, "because it's banana Friday!"

Anyone can start a banana Friday movement so long as two or more people wear yellow clothes on Friday.

Person 1: Why are you all wearing yellow shirts?
Person 2: Why because it's banana Friday!

by TheRealTorizzle February 2, 2015

banah

She is a very tall and beautiful girl. She is smart and very talented. She is an amazing friend to others although some people are secretly jealous of her. She only has one true best friend, but she has plenty of other friends too. She loves animals and is very kind.

She is tall as a Banah

by Swimswam January 2, 2017

banana jubilee

Another word for blowjob. A banana jubilee can be talked about in front of the public-at-large to avoid eavesdroppers being jealous or suspicious.

"I got an awesome banana jubilee from Stacy yesterday!"

by stephen-abootman April 10, 2019

banana boner

something late 90's and early 2000's highschool kids used to say a lot. its when a male uses a banana and puts it in his pants to trick the female thinking it's really his

sydney: man dylan's good!
bria: wdym it's a B.B
sydney: what's that?
bria: it's a banana boner
sydney: so it's not really his?
bria: nah

by carrotsandparrots April 5, 2020

banana grundle

"The gusset" of a woman when wearing yoga pants.

Are these pants too tight on my banana grundle?

by SlowForward88 October 11, 2020