Batch Cranker

Someone who ejaculates a batch of sperm during masturbation or after pulling out during sex.

I pulled out and blew a load all over her face and she started calling me batch cranker!

by BW68 March 15, 2024

Nagger Batch

The dirtiest sounding clean thing you can call a group of annoying people.

I went to the Trump rally downtown last Thursday. Good God, what a whiny nagger batch!

by Moe Fug Lee July 28, 2016

GAM BATCH

When you brew a double-filtered, grown-ass-man pot of coffee at the office by using a mountain of cheap, employer-provided coffee. The double filter ensures deep extraction of the coffee’s shitty flavor, and the quantity will someday kill someone.

Wow, Eddie brewed the best GAM batch ever. That shit made me tingle all over.

by Dodgers2017 August 12, 2019

Run a Batch

The obligatory release of semen typically from the male body into some sort of containment device such as a napkin or a tissue to be later discarded. Although this is usually a night-time practice to finally get some sleep, running a batch can happen most anytime there is downtime throughout the day. This includes: not getting sex after begging for it anywhere between 5-35 minutes, having no direction in your life and running a batch just because the internet happens to be available, or going home empty handed after a night out clubbing.

Zeke (after a long night out): "Bro you wanna go hit Denny's for a Grand Slam breakfast since we struck out tonight?"

Me: "Naw man, I think I'm gunna go home, run a batch and call it a night."

by one-5 February 24, 2010

muscle up a batch

Masterbate

When I get home I'm going to muscle up a batch.

by Premiums December 24, 2016

Hot Batch

when purchasing illegal drugs under the assumption it is legitimatly what you had intended to buy but turns out to be much more potent causing unintended effects such as overdose, sickness, or even death. Counterfeit product usually contains Fentanyl.

Dude did you hear that two people were arrested Mac Miller's death? They supposedly sold him a hot batch that was laced with fentanyl.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

Biz-Batch

When a person ejaculates in their own belly button or someone else's belly button.

"I didn't have any clean bowls left this morning for my cereal so I put a cheerio in my belly button and Biz-Batched"

"I totally pulled out and did a biz-batch.

by Snatch Savage December 10, 2010