Assisted Bromocide

When you ruin your 'bro's' chance of getting somewhere or something in life.

eg, a promotion, a new girlfriend even sex.

Bro 1: ...So anyway you want to head to my place, watch Zack and Mirri Make a Porno, then make out for a while?

Girl: Sure, i'd like that.

Bro 2: Remember the time we were in the shower and i commented that you were bald where your pubes are meant to be, was sooo funny...

Girl: Do you know what... I have a erm knitting class on at 2 in the morning sorry.

Bro 1: Thanks for the Assisted Bromocide

Bro 2: ...

by Traktor Chelyabinsk November 8, 2009

assistage

The percent of a basketball player's passes that result in a made basket by the recipient of the pass.

John had 10 assists tonight and Jim only had 5. John had 30 passes for an assistage of 33% while Jim had 10 total passes for an assistage of 50%.

by DTTD December 4, 2013

Asset Flip

A usually low-quality video game made solely with premade assets from game making stores, most popularly the Unity Asset Store.

This game is the worst! No effort put into it, it's just a bad asset flip!

by JohnShiertYT November 3, 2018

Assisted Bird Box

In relation to bird box, while masturbating a partner sneaks in unnoticed and helps you achieve orgasm

Jolene was doing the bird box and Brendan helped her finish with an assisted bird box

by Jameson4all December 30, 2018

Aspestose

Aspestose is a Twitter artist who draws Sonic the Hedgehog fanart and makes videos about 123 Slaughter Me Street with fellow YouTuber, gomotion.

Guy 1: *retweets* "Dude, check out this Sonic drawing Aspestose did!"
Guy 3: "It's been a while since he's drawn Sonic! I thought he died!"

by Chillin95 February 3, 2022

Assertained

Someone who was delayed because they were busy sitting on the toilet.

He could not answer the phone because he was temporarily assertained.

by Tranquillity Base February 8, 2022

cough assist

The cough assist is a device used to help patients who don't have a strong cough due to a nuromuscular disease such as Spinal Muscular Atrophy, or Pulmonary Muscular Atrophy. It delivers positive pressure on the lungs, and puts air into the lungs via a facemask, mouthpiece, or endotracheal/tracheostomy tube adpater, and then once the positive pressure is in the lungs it swiches to negative pressure thus simulating a cough.

1. A cough assist is kind of like a suction machine, but a suction suction machine has to have a tube that goes into the lungs to get the stuff out.

by ventilator96 November 8, 2009