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busier than a one armed paper hanger

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.
Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
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cock armoire

One who acts as a storage unit for large volumes of male genitalia.

See also, cocktank.
"Lindsey takes it up the ass so much, she's a real cock armoire."
by Emily Warren October 29, 2007
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cutie bear (Armed Forces)

1)- Childishly adorable.

2)- Nick name for some children.

3)- Sometimes a nick name for pussys who've been raised all their life with total OVER KILL in positive reinforcement.

As an end result is a grown male of low intelligence who talks in a high voice and acts like a little bitch. Often playing on another persons pity in order to survive.

The real tragedy is when seeking to be a big boy they join the army in a soft skill MOS. Make it through co-ed basic and then reclass as combat arms and deploy to Iraq with other people counting on him to watch their fucking six.

-----------Notable traits--------

-Quits when things get physically challenging(Even in combat

-Often bends facts afterward to paint self in positive light

-NEEDS the army. The army plays the role of full time baby-sitter for some adult men.

-Generally stupid, lacks common sense. Often asks and reasks rhetorical questions and informs leaders of information of nugatory nature. By doing so makes himself feel important by interacting with those of higher rank and through derisive logic regards himself superior to other lower enlisted.
1)PFC Lester is in the army but still does childish things
Thats why I always call him cutie bear (Armed forces)
i.e.:

-Wets the bed

-Talks about being a ranger, pilot,ninja
Magic abilites, Space journeys ect.

-Freezes under fire

-Plays D&D

-Proudly wears CIB and braggs about it

-Crys

-Re-enlisted

2) cutie bear (Armed Forces) got his sweet little balls pinched for fucking up again.
by Chucked October 18, 2007
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Plot Armor

How did Armin live being burnt by Bertholdt? I do like Armin but still, rigged-ass plot armor right there
by BlissRina March 14, 2021
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armor for sleep

A great emo band who's name comes from a certain type of thinking and releasing inner demons to ease their slumber.
Armor for sleep is an awesome emo band.
To rid of yourself of nightmares, face your fears it is the best armor for sleep.
by ArmorForSleepGhostHunter June 20, 2005
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armored titan

A beast of a titan from the anime tv show "attack on titan" who is capable of destroying the gates in the wall
Armored titan: rrruuuuhhhhhhhhh!!!
Soldiers: RUN, CLOSE THE GATE!!!
by ET-HAN123 April 21, 2017
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Powered Armor

A general term describing a suit of protective armor augmented with motors or some manner of motive devices to enhance the strength and mobility of the wearer. The concept is widely believed to have originated with Robert A. Heinlein's novel "Starship Troopers." In recent years, the concept of Powered Armor has spread like wildfire through the genre of science fiction. Prominent examples include the MJOLNIR armor worn by the Master Chief in Bungie's popular "Halo" video games, the Space Marine armor featured in the tabletop strategy game "Warhammer 40,000" and the Iron Man armor featured in the movie by the same name. In addition to augmenting the wearer's strength and agility, Powered Armor often includes some manner of Heads-up Display, or "HUD," which is projected onto the interior of the suit's visor or faceplate.

Proposals for real-life Powered Armor have been tossed around, and several working proof-of-concept prototypes have been constructed. However, the amount of energy required to operate a true Powered Armor suit makes the concept unfeasible, at least for the foreseeable future.
The guy's like a tank, he can flip a truck over, no problem. That powered armor is one helluva thing.
by Tekka Croe December 11, 2011
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