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Portland Alarm Clock

Being awakened by your partner as they begin to preform a sexual act on you.
When your wake up as your partners hand or head moves towards your crotch for a hand job or oral sex

Bill "How was your weekend?"
Charlie "Great, we went in to the city, dinner, movie stayed in awesome hotel. Plus, my wife woke me up with a Portland Alarm Clock Saturday and Sunday.
by Padre Midday March 14, 2011
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crackhead alarm

When you hear someone loudly singing, yelling, or ranting in the middle of the night. This phenomenon is dubbed as "the crackhead alarm" in most urban areas due to the fact that it interrupts your sleep.
Guy 1: Why do you look so tired?
Guy 2: Fuckin' Crackhead alarm went off.
by AcneAndAnthrax October 20, 2014
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Helen Keller Alarm Clock

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.
I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.
by tedman 96 December 6, 2011
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Alaria

Awesome friend, girl, person. Seriously if you know one you wont be bored. Shes super cool. Can be timid at first but is super farblow awesome.
girl #uno: hey who is that girl over there?
guy #dos: oh shes really funny must be an Alaria
by Farblowfriends December 22, 2012
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Alarm Clock

An evil device created by Satan to awaken you from a deep sleep.
The alarm clock shrieked loudly at 6am awaking me from my wonderful dream of riches.
by punkchicka4 November 18, 2010
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redneck car alarm

Three junkyard dogs sitting in your car with the windows open.
Ever since I got a redneck car alarm, nobody has stolen my stereo.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
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ALARA

Acronym "As Lovely As Reasonably Achievable".
That young lady was ALARA.
by Have gun will travel July 19, 2011
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