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Neal Armstrong

When you finish fucking a girl (positions are up to you), flip her over, stick an American Flag in her ass and sing the National Anthem.

Also known as "The Patriot," or the "Iwa Jima."
I'm feeling rather patriotic tonight sweetheart, why don't I give you Neal Armstrong?
by Tyler March 18, 2005
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senator armstrong

Senator Armstrong is basically the embodiment of the Trump personality. In case you do not know what I am talking about, he is not racist but he does dislike some people that are not white American. He likely does not care for others' needs and wants especially poor people. He is somewhat cocky but does not go far enough to build a wall. He makes decisions that benefit him and if piss him off too much and he might go full out 200% American on your candy ass.
I wouldn't elect Senator Armstrong even if I was paid too.
by fuckaduck2003 December 28, 2016
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Lance Armstrong

The greatest cyclist ever. He won the Tour de France seven times in a row, and retire in july 2005 after his last victory in the Tour
On the last day of the Tour all the other cyclists wanted to take a pic with Lance
by adam August 23, 2005
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Lance Armstrong

One of the worlds greatest ever athletes. He suffered from cancer in 1996 and was given a 75% chance of dying. He fought this disease off and has won the 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005 Le Tour De France's. He will never be forgotten in cycling and sport history. God bless you Lance.
'Lance is victorious again for the 7th year in a row'.
by i love lance August 21, 2005
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Adrienne Armstrong

Born Adrienne Ilene Nesser, she is the awsome wife of Green Day's lead singer, Billie Joe Armstrong. She is co-owner of Adeline Records and her and Billie Joe own their own clothing company, called Adeline Street (which I have two things from). They have raised two children together, Joseph Marciano and Jakob Danger. Now she is known as Adrienne Armstrong.
She has three siblings, Steve, Aaron, and Amelia. Billie Joe, Adrienne, Joseph, and Jakob now reside in Berkley, California. One more little thing, it has been reported that Adrienne Armstrong can play the drums!
by Ummm... August 16, 2006
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avarie armstrong

Avarie Armstrong is an amazing girl, she's athletic and is super beautiful. you will be super lucky if you have her as a friend and she will stick with you when times are rough, but if you do something wrong she may or may not let you back into her life. She's smart and loves to hangout with friends! find an Avarie Armstrong and she'll be true to you if you get close enough to her! always give this girl a second chance!
wow I wish I was like an Avarie Armstrong!
by staytrue24 July 12, 2017
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Gavin Armstrong

An amazing person who needs more self love. There are many other Gavin’s in the world, but none like Gavin Armstrong. Gavin is a one of a kind, but just needs someone to tell him that. I was there for Gavin at some point, but I lost my chance. Gavin will soon live on to find someone bigger and better and they will light up his world one day. Gavin Armstrong is someone you meet by chance and if you do meet him you’re one of the fucking luckiest people on earth. Gavin is all you could ever want and more. He’ll be your shoulder to cry on and your best friend. He’ll spend all after school looking up definitions with you on urban dictionary, until you get caught by the teachers and are forced to go play basketball with your lame ass friends. He’ll try to buy you a dog, but you won’t except even though he’ll ask for the next three weeks. You’ll play animal crossing together and he’ll ask you to buy a fortune cookie that costs 50 dollars and you’ll say no. Gavin is a person who will give you memories to hold on to even when there won’t be any new ones to make with him. Gavin isn’t the type of person that would forget someone, or the type of person that would purposely make someone upset for no reason. Gavin Armstrong is a one of a kind person and will literally stop playing fortnite jsut to talk to you. Yeah. That’s how dedicated he is. If you’re ever so lucky to meet Gavin Armstrong, congratulations you’re life has officially become amazing.
by Ricethekid July 11, 2018
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