National Bully Short People day 

Usually celebrated on either May 19th, May 28th, November 3rd or December 1st. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.

Tomorrow is National Bully Short People day! I can't wait to get back at Ethan!

National Bully Short People day by volanta May 27, 2023

martin short 

Excellent, amazing, superb.

My new jags absolutely Martin Short

martin short by oracle March 12, 2004

Too short to live 

The family from Little People, Big World, and the show. Also, any little people.

hey, did you see Too short to live the other night? That Jeremy is HOT!

Too short to live by disptuff November 8, 2009

One Step Short of Falling 

1. Being on the edge of something; knowing that what happens next will make or break you.

With his reputation in the hands of others he was one step short of falling.

One Step Short of Falling by Lazydude3 January 17, 2009

National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.

Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

National beat a short person to death day by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020

make fun of short people day 

october 27th is make fun of short people day. very cool.

a: it’s make fun of short people day! b, you’re so short, haha
b: wow ok rude

make fun of short people day by naferialc October 26, 2020

National beat the shit out of short people day 

Beat the shit out of anyone under the height of 5’4, they aren’t allowed to fight back or run away.

National beat the shit out of short people day

Fuck short people.

National beat the shit out of short people day by Not Shre July 1, 2022