james walker

noob from cambridge.

james is a noob
he doesnt like the tube
he loves phrases like "uber"
but he can't play the tuba

no, this is the bass man
but he has no bases for plans
he's more holmenated that you
go go gah choo

he aspires to be come a flea
so he can sit on your knee ;)
yet he never feels shame
and he can win the game (all laugh at jack)

Sh'it. Tha punk is one rite n00b. It must be walker

by JimBobFred January 19, 2005

Scott Walker

The man who balanced Wisconsin's budget and has gotten nothing but crap for it. The foolish, hypocritical democrats of Wisconsin are forcing taxpayers to pay for a re-election to take him out of office.

Poor Scott Walker.....

by llamasaremyfriends October 10, 2012

Meat Wallet

when you're buying something and you don't have any money, you jerk off the cashier, he spooges on the money in the cash register, and he lets you have your shit for free.

Mark had his worst month ever and had to jerk out his meat wallet.

by Here N. Thayer December 1, 2006

back walled

To stuff a pie with your cuke to the point where it won't go any deeper.

I'm telling you Brad I stuffed Angela so hard my dinkhead back walled her.

by a66mack November 9, 2009

wallet homicide

When you pay so much for something, you go broke.

"How much did you pay for that necklace, Chris?"
"It's for my girlfriend, she's worth committing wallet homicide."

by idolfanatic89 November 28, 2006

wallet butt

when a man wears his pants so high-waisted, he could literally reach over his shoulder and pull his wallet out of his back pocket.

Dude! Look at that guy and his high ass pants! He's a straight up wallet butt. wallet booty, wallet ass

by shanahnahnah October 16, 2010

walkerness

Being so incredibly awesome, that the mothers of your friends pay more attention to you than their child.

People described as being 'walker' are generally attractive, and their comedy and charm attracts the attention of many people of the opposite sex.

"Son, who is that boy over there?"

"That's (insert incredibly awesome person's name here)."

"Invite them over, they're so walker/ i can sense their walkerness from all the way over here..."

by Some dumb blonde girl September 21, 2011