table touchers 

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

table touchers by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

tough language 

Profanity-laced, colorful metaphors describing those kinds of people and places. You know the ones.

The President used tough language to describe the people and countries that are keeping America from becoming great again. You know the ones.

tough language by Bogrimm January 17, 2018

tough scene 

Term popularized by sportstalkjoe and his followers on Twitter, used to describe something that is particularly unpleasant, hard to watch, or difficult to deal with.

Me: “Hey SportsTalkJoe, find a job yet?”
SportsTalkJoe: “Nope, too busy injecting marijuana into my ass”
Me: “Tough Scene”

tough scene by michaeljordanGOAT December 15, 2018

Tough nuggets

An obnoxious phrase used by old farts to dismiss someone's misery.

The origins of this phrase are unclear, but it is said that a group of old anarchists from New Jersey took it from James Joyce's "Ulysses"

" roguewords, tough nuggets patter in their pockets." from "Ulysses (Chap. 3 - Proteus)"

Mitch: How are you handling this weather, Lindsey?

Lindsay: Not good, I'm from San Diego.

Mitch: Well, tough nuggets to you, kiddo.

Tough nuggets by DavidHarveyRules January 23, 2014

tough shitsky

Too damn bad!

The "Prez" has just been permanently banned from Twitter. Aww! Tough shitsky! He'll get over it.

tough shitsky by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

tochukwu

Tochukwu is a very cool guy. He is very understanding, is very nice to people, loves to make people smile and laugh, and is energetic and is positive about most things.

He is the greatest friend you can ever have no cap. He can be dark at some moments but a great sense of humor. He is a handsome child and attractive. He rarely has crushes but when he does he knows that the person he has crush on is the one that he loves. He is super crazy but is really smart when he puts his mind to things. He is good with making people feel safe around him and to feel good about themselves

Tochukwu is a very good person.

tochukwu by ChickenBodySlaper December 16, 2019

touchin' cotton 

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

touchin' cotton by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007