short bus kid

1. A person who acts stupid
2. my friends nick name for me

1. OMG!!! timmy just touched my butt! he is such a short bus kid!
2. none

by Laura January 29, 2004

short timer syndrome

it's a self-concious state that you put yourself in when time is closing in on something special

people have "short timer syndrome" the day before they take a long awaited vacation

by accomplished female December 18, 2011

short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 3 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia

Gabordi has such a case of short man syndrome

by Gumby May 13, 2005

Eat My Shorts

A sexual term for muff diving

Hunny I want you to eat my shorts

by laurs May 13, 2005

Short dick syndrome

A disorder Irish and Asian guys have.

He/she was making another lame, unoriginal attempt to embarrass the Irish dude about his short dick syndrome, even though the guy had already been aware of his short dick before it was brought to his attention. When was he/she going to come up with something other than the same kind of exhausted, dull insult the guy had not already heard thousands of times, said by thousands of people.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

strawberry short cake

a strawberry short cake is when a girl is on her period and your having sex with her and you adding strawberry short cake mix into her pussy and then you eat it out

damm i love her strawberry short cake

by SAID CASTELLANOS August 27, 2009

Short eyes

A bigot /one who believes those of races unlike their own are less than or unequal. One who holds racial biases towards others.

The Nazi Party was full of "Short Eyes".

by Mr Dc April 29, 2014