Gumby's definitions

short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 3 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia

Gabordi has such a case of short man syndrome

by Gumby May 13, 2005

gumby

n. alcoholic beverage

refers to the rubber-like movements exhibited by an intoxicated person

Let's sneak out to the parking lot for some gumby.

by gumby March 7, 2005

gut bomb

A coney dog or chili dog, LOADED! Occasionally misused to also describe one of them bite sized late-night "greezy spoon" hamburgers with grilled onions, which technically is known as a "slider."

After the bar closes let's stop on the way home and get a six-pack of gut bombs.

by gumby April 16, 2003

tigon

75% Tiger and 25% Lion.

Tigons are stupid and they reek like poo.

by Gumby March 9, 2005

idfk

A semi-polite way of admitting that you don't have a clue. Abbreviation for "I don't f***ing know."

Boss:"What's wrong with the coffee machine?"
You:"idfk!"

by Gumby January 20, 2003

Dawnini

A nickname for a woman whose beauty is "God-Like".

I love my Dawnini!
Have you met my girfriend? She's Dawnini.

by Gumby December 23, 2004

cat yack

A popular breakfast food item, especially in the southern U.S. Technically known as "Sausage Gravy and Biscuits." Someone who doesn't appreciate the finer things probably decided that it looked like something the "cat yacked-up" on a plate.

"I'm so hungry I could eat the north end out of a southbound skunk! Bring me full order of cat yack and a cuppa joe."

by Gumby March 31, 2003