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Post-it note 

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.
Sophie was beyond stoked I gave her a Post-It note, she used the cash to pay her phone bill
Post-it note by Dr.Rozas August 12, 2017

Post Tour Depression 

The feeling you get after you arrive home after an extended tour with your band. The fact that you have to return to your day job and/or that the next few days/weeks are not planned out for you everyday and you have to plan to things to do on your own causes you to second guess every decision you've made about being in a band or doing music for a living.
Hey Lars are you happy to be back and not stuck in a van for weeks? No Cassandra I've got post tour depression

Post-dicting 

The opposite of predicting. A subsequent statement of knowledge of an event after the event has taken place. Primarily used by unimpressed female significant others.
Lisa, there's no way you knew I was going to say that; you're just post-dicting.

Post-closet Euphoria 

A state of extreme and seemingly random happiness, excitement, and relief experienced after coming out as trans, gay, bi, pan, etc.

-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-
"Man, I've been feeling weirdly happy ever since I came out to my family"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"

Post Malone'd 

A word describing a situation where a man is rejected for another less attractive, "slumped out" type of male.
Man, I was really excited to hang out with this girl but she Post Malone'd me for some local rapper with roxies and Xanax.
Post Malone'd by morbidCuriosity February 18, 2018

post traumatic street disorder 

A MENTAL ILLNESS AND CONDITION DEVELOPED FROM ONE LIVING ON THE STREET AS A HOMELESS PERSON
THE SAN DIEGAN HOMELESS PERSON SUFFERED FROM POST TRAUMATIC STREET DISORDER FROM LIVING ON THE STREETS.