fart porn 

A type of porn in which usually a female films herself spreading her ass cheeks apart and farting into the camera. Other forms can be of girls sitting on men’s or women’s faces and farting on them while they lick their assholes. Another form could be of a man or woman smelling the woman’s fart right out of her open asshole.

Guy1: “Hey man I watched some fart porn last night, and that shit made me cum so hard!”
Guy2: “I know right bro I love fart porn. It’s so sexy when a girl farts!”

fart porn by ejh123 May 18, 2019

fart surprise 

Passing gas and passing a turd out with it; a fart with a lump in it.

I thought I had a little gas and it turned out to be a fart surprise.

fart surprise by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

fart fever 

when you fart uncontrollably and you have a fever. it reeks of stank and fish!!

In a galaxy far away, Sarah had surcumbed to the fart fever and the entire milky way galaxy could smell her delicious farts.

fart fever by Nobody1565 June 26, 2007

Fart Bird 

When one wakes up to the sound of singing morning FARTS.

My husband woke me up this morning with his Fart Bird

Fart Bird by Nixdixieque March 2, 2009

fart snaffler 

A person, usually a male, who enjoys the smell and auditory phenomenon related to the expulsion of methane gas from the anus.

One who immerses oneself under the sheets of a bed to smell or otherwise enjoy the expulsion of methane gas from the bed-mate's anus.

A fart-sniffer.

That old fart snaffler who picked Tommy up hitchiking outside of 29 Palms fed him a dinner of beans, brown bread and green beer before taking him to bed. The sonofabitch spent the entire evening under the sheets, sniffing Tommy's farts and whacking his weenie! He gave Tommy a C-sheet the next morning!

fart snaffler by Tunmy AuGratin February 28, 2006

Fart Cancer 

1)A feeling of queasiness or nausea brought on as a result of someones horrible smelling gas. Under normal conditions is usually non-fatal.

"My friends fart smelled so bad, it gave me fart cancer"

Fart Cancer by Dr. Hoo Flung Pu May 22, 2009

Fart On Boobies 

The act of releasing ones built up flatulence upon a set of woman's breasts.

Kyle enjoys a good fart on boobies.

Brittany loves to have two hundred pound bottoms release pent up gaseous fumes upon her breasts.

Little Tommy Farted on big Janeqiuas black boobs.

I just farted on my girlfreinds boobies, and it knocked her out.

Fart On Boobies by YNNV8V August 4, 2011