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Milk Jug 

(verb)-(to, Milk Jug)To cum in someone's anus. It can be used in either Heterosexual, or Gay sex (Besides female on female intercourse, of course).
Damn, that boy is fine as hell. I want to Milk Jug his ass really bad.
Milk Jug by Big Daddy Gabe January 26, 2009
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Milk and Cereal 

The state of having semen in your mouth, followed by a dose of shit.
Whoa bitch, you got some milk and cereal stuffed up if your grill.
Milk and Cereal by S.P.A.M. October 20, 2003

Milk Daddy 

He's about to milk daddy.
Milk Daddy by Judge dredd7 July 26, 2011

Milk Maid 

Relieving in a womans bra, returning it to her, and making her put the bra back on.
Milk Maid by Doug Dimma-diznick December 1, 2014

Milk Flip 

Milk Flip is a sexual position invented by Dr. Steve Brule (as seen in check it out videos available on youtube). Milk Flip is performed by pulling out of the vagina prejaculation (compound combining pre and ejaculation) then performing a backflip as you ejaculate (most easily performed on a trampoline). This is the fun part, After you've done a backflip while ejaculating you must perform a standing sex position while only holding on to her breasts (this might be painful for her give her a break if she complains). Okay once you have it in while your having her sit on your thighs and your holding her breasts you must spin around as fast as possible. The G-Force will grow hopefully untill she's fully unconscious. At this point you want to dress her in extremely large clothes and stuff them with pillows so she looks appears dangerously poofy (the added weight will help with the speed of the drop). Now your home free, only one step left but its easy to mess up here. You must bring her to the heighest height of the heighest mountain or just something high. You need to get inside her clothes along with the pillows, you need to make sure you've built a big enough ramp at the bottom of the hill and that you a started the rolling motion with your leap into the clothes of your unconscious broad. while you're rolling down the hill scream "Is that right?" and nod obnoxiously. When your both dead you need to come back to life and fly to the moon and eat the power onyx.
"Man last night was crazy I Mega Milky Flipped that bitch."
Bro #1:"Bro you high?"
Bro #2:"Bro only as high as my last Milk Flip"
Bro #4:"Is that right?"
Milk Flip by AssGypsy October 15, 2011

Milk Dud 

When your man puts chocolate on your titties and calls it a milkdud.
tities smothered in chocolate. I am gonna have some Milk Dud.
Milk Dud by Sarah R. Drain August 15, 2006