Albanian Mud Waffle

The act of defecating into an ice tray, freezing the contents, and putting the finished product into a lime mojito.

When I heard that Sharon prepared an Albanian Mud Waffle for her cocktail party, I just had to attend.

by Nick McDougal June 4, 2010

wafflegasm

cums from jamaica, - wen u have an orgasm by eatin too many waffles

ooooh ooh ooh waffles, oooh, more!

by aaron May 13, 2005

Waffle House

The United States' largest chain of truck stops.

When I was at Waffle House, I listened to a pair of truckers talk about alligators on the road. It took some time for me to realize that these "alligators" were actually large pieces of tire.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

twat waffle

Interchangeable with "Pussy Whipped". When a female has such a hold on you as to make your penis resemble a waffle when she releases it from the grip of her iron-like vagina.

Mark is such a Twat Waffle. He can't even fart without Heather's permission.

by Aerianne Fairchilde December 14, 2008

douche waffle

A name derived from a young man in the early years of 2004. The term is used to insult someone, but instead of sayin douche bag or just plain douche, douche waffle came tumbling out of this young mans mouth. The word refers to one being a douche shaped as a waffle, or that smells like a waffle, or a douche that tastes like a waffle.

Also see: Douche, douche nugget, douche bag, douche salad, and douche bucket

A: Hey I want a waffle!
B: YOU ARE A DOUCHE WAFFLE!
A: What?

by douche waffle May 13, 2005

waffle fuck

1. Having sexual intercourse with twenty plus women, all of whom are lying in a checkerboard pattern.
example: He's into kinky shit, like waffle fucking.
2. An alternate term for "what the fuck?".
example: Waffle fuck is going on?

I just lost my waffle fuck virginity last night!

by boogerfeed February 26, 2008

waffleiron

A retort or riposte to tramwagon, commonly from IRC OP to lower-ranked user.

If I'm a tramwagon, then you're a waffleiron, Cartman.

by lollipop-fighter July 24, 2004