Duck and Cover

An excessively risky sexual maneuver performed between a man and women or, alternatively, a man and man whilst operating a motor vehicle. In a role reversal of the classic 'road head' the vehicles operator 'ducks' into the passengers lap to perform felatio whilst the passenger 'covers' (ie; takes control of the steering mechanism) until climax and/or satisfaction has been reached.

John's taste for adventure and living life on the edge was, in the end, his ultimate undoing as he was receiving a 'duck and cover' when his vehicle drifted into oncoming traffic.

by joeleonotron July 24, 2012

Duck slut

Loud, annoying and talkative girl

*girl says really in a high pitched voice*
Italians: god you’re such a duck slut

by cdawg222222222 March 4, 2019

Duck Butter

Nothing in relation to the sweat glands on ones crotch or anus-y areas. Instead, Duck Butter is the secretion on Ducks wings and feathers so that they may still fly even after being in water.

Child: Mommee, why canz teh duckkee stiww fliiiy????
Mother: Because of teh duck butter, child.

by Brocke July 6, 2005

duck sauce

The Asian version of apple sauce with a tint of Asian inspired sweet and sour flavor.

According to Chit Chit, duck sauce is apple sauce.

by Blue Mountain April 15, 2012

duck butter

It's the foul smelling cheese that forms under the foreskin of the uncircumsized and unwashed.

He likes duck butter on his toast.

by Clay White December 25, 2003

Duck Females

Duck Females: meaning super ugly nasty stank coochie females with a dirty pimple face.

Guy 1: "Ughh! Bitch you ugly."

Ugly Bitch: "Motherfucker I ain't ugly"

Guy 1: "You right, you not ugly" (And walk away and yells) "Damn, I can't stand these Duck Females!"

by TizzyieDOPE October 23, 2010

duck race

a duck race is the practice of nailing a really fat chick from behind, but as a sport, placing a rubber duck on the crest of the ass fat, and with vigorous pounding, manuvering the rubber duck up the backfat on the sezmic waves produced by said vigorous pounding. the participant wins when the duck reaches the base of the neckfat. the girl never wins. shes a great big fatty fat fat.

i asked her up for a dozen donuts and a duck race. she ate the donuts, lost the duck race and told me i was a shallow, hateful bastard. i laughed.

by dj espu November 14, 2007