Dick me down 

the act of fucking a girl so hard she is unable to get out of bed the next morning

You dick me down just right baby!

Thats because we fucked for like 12 hours on acid girl.

Dick me down by chas61974 November 7, 2010

Dick blanket

When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.

That dude is so gay he grew a dick blanket.

Dick blanket by Honey badger January 14, 2013

dick drunk 

when you fuck a chick and she cums so much she her legs are weak and she cant think straight

I fucked her so hard she got dick drunk and she fell onto the couch trying to walk to the bathroom.

dick drunk by WOG Slacker September 16, 2009

dick chokers 

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

dick chokers by joegunn December 17, 2008

dick-friend 

1. a cock blocking friend.

2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.

3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.

4. a friend with great sexual impulses.

Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.

Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB

Nate: he cock blocked me last night...

Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?

Tye: go f**k yourself.

dick-friend by Psychotic Tye July 23, 2010

Dick Hammer 

A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.

I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!

Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.

Dick Hammer by Smoothy Drewballs January 18, 2012

dick sting 

When your dick stings right after you piss. Also the horrible feeling of getting soap, chlorine or any painful chemicals inside your penis.

Robbies dick stung after he got off the toilet, He had a dick sting

dick sting by Bingham <3 May 12, 2014