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boyfriend brain trust

A group of discarded girls that No man wants to date. They gather together and give each other advice on dating which seems idiotic because it is. They all have dogs or cats which are their replacements for men.
The boyfriend brain trust is gathering this weekend to decide whether or not Cathy should attempt to date Rich.
by 1chickenfucker February 25, 2017
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Big brain time

A stupid solution of a Problem or thing
Lisa cracked her phone screen and texted Sara
Sara responded with "Take a screenshot so i can see the crack"

Axel "This is big brain time"
by Axmus September 23, 2019
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crystal brain

noun

1. a keen mind, formidable intellect

2. that which an intelligent person uses to predict future events instead of a "crystal ball"

This term was coined by comedian Adam Carolla on his morning radio show to combat a harpy lawyer who was insisting that she couldn't possibly predict what an obvious outcome would be because she didn't have a crystal ball.
Reasonable Person: That new Sandler movie is gonna blow ass.

Douchebag: You don't know that. You don't have a crystal ball.

Reasonable Person: I don't need a crystal ball; I have a crystal brain.
by ContusorOssis November 5, 2012
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mayo brain

carson is such a mayo brain. he just bought his vape an hour ago and just lost it at lunch
by sammyc April 24, 2017
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braids

its cornrows ...a traditional style of hair grooming of African origin where the hair is tightly braided very close to the scalp, using an underhand, upward motion to produce a continuous, raised row. Cornrows can be formed, as the name implies, in simple, straight lines; or, in complicated geometric or curvilinear designs. Often favored for their easy maintenance, cornrows can be left in for weeks at a time simply by carefully washing the hair using a stocking cap or hair net and then regularly oiling the scalp and hair. Cornrowed hairstyles are often adorned with beads or cowry shells, in the African tradition. Depending on the region of the world, cornrows can be worn by either men or women.
the braids X salon provides a very good hair braiding services
by sofien May 6, 2008
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Brainsplosion

something either so epic or parodoxical in nature that your mind may as well have just erupted within your head.
Eight years ago Mary was half as old as Jane will be when Jane is one

year older than Tim will be at that time when Mary will be five times

as old as Tim will be two years from now. Ten years from now Tim will

be twice as old as Jane was when Mary was nine times as old as Tim.

When Tim was 1 year old, Mary was 3 years older than Tim will be when

Jane is three times as old as Mary was 6 years before the time when

Jane was 1/2 as old as Tim will be when Mary will be 12 years older

than Mary was when Jane was 1/3 as old as Tim will be when Mary will

be 3 times as old as she was when Jane was born.
...
Brainsplosion
by cmpwksta February 8, 2010
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brain hairs

a long nose hair that is so long it could only have originated from the cranial cavity.
Brandon pulled a hair from his nose and told me to look at his brain hairs...it was at least 2 inches and he placed it on the dashboard infront of me. true story.
by FatBox August 26, 2006
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