10 definitions by FatBox

The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.
Steve wore his Christmas gear on his first day back from winter break and all the cool kids teased him for his shoes.
by FatBox January 4, 2006
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A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.
"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story
by FatBox October 1, 2006
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Hooking up with someone that you don't want anyone to find out about. Sneaking around to to be with someone.
Are you trying to get some sneaky be's wits from that girl?
by FatBox November 23, 2005
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a long nose hair that is so long it could only have originated from the cranial cavity.
Brandon pulled a hair from his nose and told me to look at his brain hairs...it was at least 2 inches and he placed it on the dashboard infront of me. true story.
by FatBox August 26, 2006
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After recieving a vigorous blowjob your penis hurts.
"Dude, that girl was all teeth. I think she gave me brain damage...it hurts when I walk."
-Elijah 1998
true story.
by FatBox August 26, 2006
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When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.
I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.
by FatBox October 8, 2006
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"did you see those ta ta yum yums?" steven asked.
"yeah" Matt answered, "those ta ta yum yums look delicious!"
by FatBox August 26, 2006
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