A hashbag is a cross between someone who frequently posts on social media using hashtag symbols and a douchebag. They post almost always about themselves and the content is rarely interesting. The person may suffer from low self esteem and needs their daily fill of “likes” to feel accepted in todays society. The end result isn’t that they are liked, it’s that people find their postings disgusting. Often times the person came from a large family in which the parents attention was spread among many.
Garret is such a Hashbag that he has his instagram handle stenciled on the rear window of his car for every person to admire while driving.
by 1chickenfucker March 17, 2022
A group of discarded girls that No man wants to date. They gather together and give each other advice on dating which seems idiotic because it is. They all have dogs or cats which are their replacements for men.
The boyfriend brain trust is gathering this weekend to decide whether or not Cathy should attempt to date Rich.
by 1chickenfucker February 25, 2017
After a long night of drinking and doing drugs, Jamie thought the pistol was empty and he fired it resulting in his first couch pop.
by 1chickenfucker February 26, 2014
Brittle bitch syndrome is a condition many women and some men have because of the lower calcium content in their bones. Their bones break easier than most other people bones do. It can be a genetic condition or can the be the result of just being a wimp. A normal trip and fall could result in a hospital visit.
Reese was walking down the street and stubbed his toe on an acorn. Because he inherited brittle bitch syndrome from his moms side of the family, he fractured his tibia , fibia and cried really loudly.
by 1chickenfucker August 12, 2018