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A group of discarded girls that No man wants to date. They gather together and give each other advice on dating which seems idiotic because it is. They all have dogs or cats which are their replacements for men.
The boyfriend brain trust is gathering this weekend to decide whether or not Cathy should attempt to date Rich.
by 1chickenfucker February 25, 2017
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Brittle bitch syndrome is a condition many women and some men have because of the lower calcium content in their bones. Their bones break easier than most other people bones do. It can be a genetic condition or can the be the result of just being a wimp. A normal trip and fall could result in a hospital visit.
Reese was walking down the street and stubbed his toe on an acorn. Because he inherited brittle bitch syndrome from his moms side of the family, he fractured his tibia , fibia and cried really loudly.
by 1chickenfucker August 12, 2018
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The act of firing your weapon into the air while sitting down on your couch
After a long night of drinking and doing drugs, Jamie thought the pistol was empty and he fired it resulting in his first couch pop.
by 1chickenfucker February 26, 2014
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