tooched

gettin hella baked lmao

"dude i'm fuckin tooched"

by Dank Magician December 8, 2013

tochel

Tochel v. (tow•kël) --A spooning threesome. Usually with one female in the middle of another female and a male.

"My wife and I are meeting our girlfriend this weekend. I can't wait to tochel with her. "

"Nikki was in the middle of our tochel last night"

by Cupcrazy November 1, 2017

iPod Touch

The once thriving, now dying piece of tech from Apple which hasn't been updated since 2015. Instead of being $1100 like the iPhones, the iPod Touch is $200. The cheapest product still alive.

Oh, you have an iPod Touch? I didn't know you actually have no brain.

by the.only.post.from.the.current October 29, 2018

Touch me not so near

(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.

Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.

by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009

dont touch me i have a boyfriend

now this this is pretty gay

yeet dont touch me i have a boyfriend allen

by the allen obliterator May 31, 2019

A woman’s touch

Something you have never felt

Incel: I hate woman and I hate woman who game they should go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Any girl who games is probably fat and ugly
Any sensible person: Thanks for letting us know you’ve never felt a woman’s touch

by blahblahidkyou March 18, 2021

Out of Touch

A person that is completely delusional and out of touch with reality.

Take a look around you, almost everybody is delusional and cannot see the future. Some won’t even have children, so they will not be able to pass down their genetics or be remembered by future generations.

Most of you people in society won’t even bear relevant offspring to be around in about 40,000 years into the future, if mankind even manages to survive that long anyway.

Most left wingers are completely out of touch.

by WorseThanHitler June 5, 2021