top shelf 

1) Good Liquor


2) To lift up the toilet cover (behind where you sit, where the drain and stuff is linked by the the cord or flush switch) and to take a shit in it. Next the party usually puts the lid back on and the owner of the toilet will not realize what the horrible smell is until he investigates thoroughly

Me) Yo bartender! Hook it up with a martini with some top shelf liquor!
Bartender) You got it parter

Brando) Yo man Im going to topshelf that bitch!
Me) Yeah main, that girl is a ho

top shelf by Shiba June 30, 2004

top shelf 

To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.

I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.

top shelf by Alex June 30, 2004

Top rope 

Brain dead .. stupid move .. wish ya never did.

Fuck man ... I can't believe I rooted that fugly biatch .. I must have came right of the top rope ...

Top rope by Wayne lewis February 7, 2005

top ramen

the process where I pop my dick in a skanks mouth and she procedes to suck me off before I skull fuck her

"Damn that bitch gave me some fucking good top ramen noodle last night!"

top ramen by phr34kr December 12, 2004

Top Spinner

Bitch, Ass, Cunt, Pussy, Fucker, Motherfucker, Cockslap, Dick knocker, Knob Slobber, all the derogatory words; Wrapped in 2 Convienient and Easy to use word(s).

Look at that old lady struggling to lift her grocery bag, What a top Spinner.

look at that faggot jock, what a top spinner

Top Spinner by [CIA]Justin[ePc] August 16, 2003

top shelf 

1. In refference to the publications located on said shelf.

2. Meaning good.

1.
Patron: "where iz da porn innit"
Clerk: "on the top shelf"

2.
bloke: "you got the deal"
Alan Partridge: "Top shelf!"

top shelf by pab June 30, 2004

Top Cat 

A Top Cat is a woman that vagina odor lingers after she leaves the room.

Ehhwee!! It smells like a Top Cat used this restroom because she must have left the top of her cat in the toilet seat.

Top Cat by DOMODOMO May 23, 2018