the act of hydroplaning, or driving on water and losing complete grip of the road.
this act is usualy carried out by land pirates
this act is usualy carried out by land pirates
by Farlan Beck January 13, 2008
Turbo Jesus is a meme found on quickmemes regarding a deity greater than Jesus performing acts of greater heroism than Jesus Christ himself.
Jesus turned water into wine,
Turbo Jesus turned wine into cocaine.
Jesus died on cross and rose again in 3 days.
Turbo Jesus did it in 1.5 days. Jews saved.
Turbo Jesus turned wine into cocaine.
Jesus died on cross and rose again in 3 days.
Turbo Jesus did it in 1.5 days. Jews saved.
by Snarelax February 22, 2012
when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they'd gain his powers.
"my great-great-great-great-great-great (x's 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!"
by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
Main character in the best selling fiction book of all time. Don't bother reading it though, he dies in the end.
I'm so bummed that Jesus Christ got killed off in the end of the Bible! But hey, they could totally make a killer zombie movie from his resurrection.
by skifreemt February 26, 2010
V-Jesus is when a car powered by a Honda Engine with VTEC hits 6,000rpm's and then continues to exceed passed the magical stock redline embracing hitting 9,000rpm's releasing Jesus from your engine. Once released, Jesus cast a light of enlightenment showing you have hit V-Jesus and that it is now time to shift.
by batmang January 24, 2005
someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist
every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his "god will save, the end is near" sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.
by minghi May 22, 2003
The iphone by apple. A phone that makes you feel like Jesus. In fact Jesus probably has one himself.
by Burkus December 13, 2008