hairy chode

a short fat penis that is hairy and crusty.

ex. Jared Brooks and Destiny Brooks are "hairy chodes"

by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019

chode-docking

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.

Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.

by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019

Egg chode

I’m hockey slang, egg chode is a version of dirty or nasty... pretty much saying your good

“Brooooo...” “that kids fucking egg chode!”

by We’d December 3, 2019

Chode Rocket

When you whip the the king kong long shlong and it hits him/her/it in the face before they can open their mouth

"man i just dropped a chode rocket on rebecca."

by Dangitbelikethat May 23, 2020

Chode Joke

A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.

That's as deep as it goes Jeff? That's a chode joke.

by SgtDoomsday September 8, 2017

girthy chode

A phallic instrument of significant width in comparison to it's length

Ooh boy his dick was wider than it was deep inside of me! he had a girthy chode!

by GirthyAF February 16, 2017

Chumpy Chode

To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.

This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.

"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."

"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"

"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."

by UltimateLord June 4, 2016