mental cart

n. When you think about adding an item to your online shopping cart, but don't actually add it.

v. 1. mental carted

I added that oatmeal to my mental cart, but didn't actually buy it. Now I am hungry and have no oatmeal.

by dawghawk12 June 15, 2018

mentality

When something is so mad that you have to mix the words mental and insanity

"He actually did a backflip off the first floor. Mentality"

by ShitLuckBecameACuck June 16, 2018

Mentally hard stuck

If someone doesn't evolve mentally and is stuck like in a certain elo in League of Legends

Oh look at this stupid person, he is mentally hard stuck!

by DatBoi0000001 March 8, 2018

mentalipen

It means nothing.

Johnny states; "Mentalipen means nothing. It's not a word."
Harold answers; "Ok"

by KurtKåreJohnny September 8, 2018

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

Mentalness

When Donald Trump runs for the presidency of the USA and he’s elected president.

- Have you heard Donald trump was elected president of USA?

- That´s pure mentalness!

by H Clinton October 10, 2018

Mental Space-travel

To be in the state of mind where the world is your instrument. You are a floating wisp through space and time. Your ideas and thoughts extend beyond society’s frontier. You have dreams and projects that you won’t let anyone get in the way of no matter what. You are mobile and never settle with what you are comfortable with, you always strive to discover something new about yourself and your surroundings.

Person 1: Why do you have plane tickets to Egypt?

Person 2: I’m going to build an automated dildo machine on top of the pyramid of Giza which will be powered by the sun’s solar energy

Person 1: wtf why?

Person 2: I’m in a state of mental space-travel

by Diskoteklizard November 18, 2018