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mentalvention 

A meeting with 3-5 mutual friends who have been through the 💩with you.

Mentalvention occurs when somebody you all know, says something to you that is ‘SOOO’ out there, that you have to call your posse to say,”WTF is up with Steve?”
Dave realized that Steve had said something that was way out of character for him, and he decided a Mentalvention was an effective way to resolve the issue.
mentalvention by JD Bopuroptop June 27, 2021

to mentalize

To prepare oneself mentally.
I have to mentalize myself to work during the hot summer months.

shadies and mentalmen 

The way to address a rowdy and drunken audience.
Shadies and mentalmen, here is your entertainment for tonight!


*guy with violin and dildo walks in*

mentalpiece 

men*tal*piece

virtual noun
a virtual place where special memorabilia is placed for memory gazing
...looking at his mentalpiece, Tashi reminisced about the special moments in
his life ...

Mentalpetoblyism 

A condition where the sufferer demonstrates erratic, odd or atypical behaviour, attributable to the swelling of the brain.

Known cures: compensatory pressure applied to the head by a compressive band.
"Did you see Tom Cruise jumpin up and down on Oprah's couch? He must have mentalpetoblyism."

"Sally must be trying to cure her mentalpetoblyism. OTherwise that's one stupid looking head band"
Mentalpetoblyism by Tipper Thorburn September 17, 2008

mentalenvironist

(1) A person properly described as an aggressive or hostile environmentalist; one who displays misanthropic tendencies in support of "Green" causes, or one who takes their beliefs and practices to an antisocial extreme; (2) One who is mentally unbalanced, cognitively or emotionally, due to environmental factors; an Anagram of "environmentalist"
The favorite habitats of most "mentalenvironists" seem to be the chairs in front of their computers, rather than actually outside with bugs and pests, and plants, and dirt, and so forth.
mentalenvironist by JKLC July 8, 2012