paper bag smash

Somebody with whom you would engage in sexual intercourse only if he/she were wearing a paper bag over his/her face.

She's a paper bag smash.

by jonnyworld March 12, 2009

saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with a member of the opposite sex by acting foolish at the last minute.

"I had her in bed, but then I told her that I just wanted a physical relationship and she bolted!" "Wow, you sure saps that one up."

by jason July 11, 2003

Smash my face

a phrase that can be said to encourage someone to fight you. This line means that you are inviting that other person to take a free swing at you before you begin the brawl.
Depending on the size and strength of the person you are fighting, sometimes you really will have your face smashed saying that, just like a cookie.

"Come on, gaywad. Smash my face!"

by Ryan August 12, 2004

smash n grab

When describing the quality of a piece of work, smash-and-grab means
unoriginal, poor and inconsistent.

Her latest book, "The Caged Virgin", is a (smash n grab) aggregation of inconsistencies, platitudes and poor scholarship.

by Diab August 14, 2006

Smash

What you do to your alarm clock when it's Monday and you're either hungover or definitely not a morning bird.

Did you smash your alarm clock again?

by ZZorra June 30, 2015

smash

1. Smash –the act of pummeling

2. Smash – the act of resolving a problem
3. Smash – to fuck thoroughly

1. Shut your mouth you cunt before you get smashed on
2. Sounds like you two have some beef you better smash that before it escalates

3. That Hot Breezy’s eyeing you’re the Mac better smash that while she’s wet

by R.K. Lee April 15, 2016

smash

gorilla fuck her

lemme smash, please . you want sum fuck?

by you want sum fuck? February 26, 2017