Gnat Bread

Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread

First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.

Gnat Bread by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

banana bread 

When a man puts his penis (banana) between someone's "buns" (butt) for the purposes of outercourse or anal sex.

"I told my wife that I was simply at the neighbor's to bake some banana bread, but I think she's on to me."

banana bread by shimmythejimmy April 15, 2020

trevor's bread

Trevor's bread is a definition of a huge load of pubic hair mixed in with home made bread and mayo to pleasure one's self

Dude I went over to Zach's house yesterday and he was using trevor's bread

trevor's bread by fwefeef January 26, 2016

slice my bread

Slice my bread a reference used when you and your friends (or if u have none and are by yourself) find a hot picture of a guy and they are extra fine and sharply looking. Mostly when they have a jawline sharper than a knife that you can not get over.

When saying this it usually refers to them slicing a loaf a bread with their jawline.... just kidding.

"OMG did you SEE that jawline it was on point."
" Yah, I KNOW SLICE MY BREAD LIKE SERIOUSLY."

slice my bread by Legitimacy November 29, 2016

The End of Bread 

The termeniation (or End) of a social or cultural occurrence; the stopping of a common or normal event; a drastic ending

Person a: Phil hasn't texted me for the first time in two weeks!
Person b: dude, it's the End of Bread

The End of Bread by It's Phil April 22, 2017

Slow as bread 

Slow as bread is a phrase attributed to things that are going the normal speed as they should but you, for some reason, do not like it.

"My team is slow as bread."

Slow as bread by vampireckstasee September 15, 2009

loaf of bread 

When a cat lays on its stomach and tucks its feet and tail beneath it so that they cannot be seen (appearing to look like a loaf of bread)

"Carly's too in love with her cat. Whenever it sits on its legs, she cries out, 'Aww, look at the loaf of bread!'"

loaf of bread by Katherine Bennett February 28, 2008