Monkey Bater

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.

I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!

by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

throw you a beaten

When some one says I am going to throw you a beaten they mean they are going to whip your ass.

If you hit me again I am going to throw you a beaten.

by Jodygirl December 14, 2007

sticky dick beaters

someones hands

Get your sticky dick beaters off of me!

by buttmunn May 8, 2017

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020

no compromise only bhatabhat

In a situation of conflict, when one party decides to rip off the other.

He didn't come to a conclusion with her last night, now he has made up his mind: No compromise only bhatabhat.

by peecause November 2, 2020

hari om bhatiya

He is father of Khiladi Akshay Kumar

Hari Om bhatiya Father Of King Akshay Kumar.

by Criminal Salgay November 24, 2020

The Buzzer Beater

It's the high intensity and dangerous act of holding your shit until you cant no more. You the sash for the toilet and last second get it in for a Buzzer Beater

I ate a huge curry and I needed a shit so I did a The Buzzer Beater

by Mark1717 December 8, 2020