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fuck me on a mountain in switzerland 

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
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Brokeback Mountain 

A movie about two homosexuals which of course started a homophobic between catholics and Hollywood.

plot:
After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars.

Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!"

Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike.

Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba.

If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny.

Brokeback Mountain teh gay porno won 3 academy awards?

Breakstone Mountain 

A gathering of lesbian women who can be found out in the wilderness on vacation. Breakstone refers to the cottage cheese ass that exists, creating a less than attractive, saggy, and spotted fatty look in their cellulite areas. These are often angry women who tend to trade fur amongst themselves out of default.
Claire, Bertha, and Rhonda decided to go to Breakstone Mountain and get all of their man-hating thoughts off their chests, while eating high carb and high fat foods.
Breakstone Mountain by Snocap September 19, 2006

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Starfish

A stale piece of shit hanging from a stinky black girls ass.
I was about to bang her in the ass when out of nowhere I saw a rocky mountain chocolate starfish poking out.

foreskin mountain 

a place in jerusalem where all the skins cut off the penises are, the mountain is about 10ft tall, and people occasionally have picnics on top of it
"You gonna ask Lesely out?"
"Yeah man, ima take her to foreskin mountain."
foreskin mountain by geoffrykins December 19, 2013

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Adobe Mountain School 

A "prison" that is ran by the Arizona Department of Juvenile Corrections in North Phoenix, that inmates/former inmates act like is hardcore, in an attempt to gain respect, when really it is very similar to a daycare and full of snitches, child molesters, and fake gangsters.
Former Inmate #1: "Yo dawg I just did 4 months in Adobe Mountain School, it was crazy people were getting killed everyday it was hardcore."

Former Inmate #2: "Really?, cause I just got released last March and it was full of pussies."
Adobe Mountain School by #29812 March 28, 2011