audible lock fail

when someone walks in on your bathroom stall in the middle of your audible pee stream because they were only paying attention to the position of the door lock and not the sounds indicating whether there might actually be someone in the stall.

oh, sorry, you didn't lock the door.

dude, audible lock fail! are you f**ing deaf? i'm peeing balls in here!

by tommypjr February 22, 2011

Noah will fail Italian

An expression used to describe a situation from which there is no coming back, a hopeless case.

Hey, do you think we'll ever colonize Mars?

No, that's a Noah will fail Italian.

by jknjkfbsjkfgsag June 5, 2011

Senses Fail

A shitty emo band, where the general audience consists of 11 year old girls and those who failed at life.

I listen to Senses Fail because I failed at life... and I'm an 11 year old girl.

by suck August 31, 2005

failbook

Something that occurs when you don't know whether to search "Facebook" or "Failblog," and you accidentally type in a combination of the two.

I meant to type in facebook, but I had failblog on the mind, so I accidentally searched failbook.

by Jaremaing July 13, 2009

epic fail

To fail epically; to fail completely and undeniably, often to the enjoyment of others.

Sarah got an F on the easiest quiz ever given, which was an epic fail.

by Francesca Gallagher January 21, 2009

senses fail

this band sucks shit

bite me.............

by ..... April 9, 2005

failboat

any kind of vehicle that has tons of problems and possibly will explode at random.

Yo dawg I was cruisin on the highway when I raced a corvette ZR1 .. I was pullin on that guy mad easy until my motor blew !!!! This mazdaspeed 3 is such a peice of failboat.

by scatt nasty February 16, 2010