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swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.
There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island
by Criminal47 August 11, 2022
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Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex
"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"
by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022
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Logan’s cock

Logan’s cock is an 8-incher monster cock
Logan’s cock is long and thick, all the other guys wish they had it.

Logan’s 8-incher satisfies all the girls who try it.

“I can ride Logan’s cock all night long
by Maiwa August 15, 2022
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Slocking the Cock

When you wear extra condoms to seem bigger
My girl caught me slocking the cock and now she calls me bitty bepis mcsmall dick
by Beepisboop August 20, 2022
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Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 5, 2022
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A block on a cock

Literally what the term says, when a man/trans-fluid person with his/her penis erectile puts heavy weights on it for sexual pleasure and stimulation, and as a flex to see how strong his/her cock is.
I put A block on a cock, well, more specifically, my trans girlfriend's cock to see how much stronger her cock is compared to my tiny little pimple penis. Oh she came so hard the cum blast literally lifted up the 50 pound block and that made my pimple penis cum as well, causing my penis to grow 8 inches with my cum alone. Damn what a dream
by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022
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kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.
- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.
by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022
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