7 definitions by Urbane and Dictive
That ugly-looking walking motion black Texas teenagers make in the school cafeteria by rocking their hips up and down like sum black folk dance, look like a penguin if a penguin from the ghetto, also followed by that flaw face they make that look like they tired about that life, like they about that sum sums. Usually done by black school athletes. Look like a old woman tryna waltz with rhythm
I saw a hudley walker entering the cafeteria like he about summa that life. We call that the Texas Hudley Walking
by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022
Damn Daniel, what happened to ya?! I don't know Jared, I guess Alice gave me that Clubbed Feet last night!
by Urbane and Dictive December 15, 2022
That face a dog makes when it's on its two hind legs panting and trying to reach you and while their heads are stretched upward, remember, the dog must be panting to make a fink face, and when the dogs head is stretched upwards, their necks kinda like, pull their cheeks, making their lips straighter and making their panting mouths a long breathing shape.
I was excited to meet my dog at back at home, she was so excited to see me!!! The cute little girl, her fink face was so cute when she was trying to reach up the door, her fink face made me awe so much!!!
by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022
When a musician who plays a stringed instrument accidentally skips a few parts/loses track of progress in a musical piece/score due to the obsession to that other part that they skipped to in a musical piece.
I was playing Tchaikovsky's 4 Seasons on my violin; I loved that fast allegretto so much because it sounded so difficult yet so elegant and pleasant at the same time. Whilst playing that fast allegretto part, I realized I was rushing and that I skipped a few measures ahead of my other fellow musicians, and so the mistake embarrassed me and caused me to return back to the pace of the other musicians, which was no easy task, and since they were playing so quickly, I had to follow the cue with much difficulty. This is the worst String Slip of my life!!
by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022
A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.
I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.
by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022
Literally what the term says, when a man/trans-fluid person with his/her penis erectile puts heavy weights on it for sexual pleasure and stimulation, and as a flex to see how strong his/her cock is.
I put A block on a cock, well, more specifically, my trans girlfriend's cock to see how much stronger her cock is compared to my tiny little pimple penis. Oh she came so hard the cum blast literally lifted up the 50 pound block and that made my pimple penis cum as well, causing my penis to grow 8 inches with my cum alone. Damn what a dream
by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022
A kink gamer is a person who plays games in a way that satisfies their sexual interests/pleasure by playing a specific character or playing a character with a specific set of skills that is similar in nature to their kink.
I used to know a kink gamer friend who plays like these weird sexual anime games, specifically he likes to play this thicc tan girl who can fart with a lot of power, and like those farts had a lot of damage and toxic stink, and this really disturbed me not because of his sexual attraction, but because those farts made a lot of noise, and the thicc tan girl moaned every time she farted/queef (yes, that thicc tan girl can queef like gamma gas outta her super-powered vagina). Also, the girl's ass expanded very time she farted, and I mean, a lot of expansion, and sometimes her boobs expanded a little bit if the fart was super-powered. My friend has such weird sexual interests, I don't know what's going on in that weird mind of his, but anyways, regardless, he is a huge kink gamer.
by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022