by Steve Wells September 11, 2003
Get the understandability mug.Immediately after peeing in the snow, one rams his unchub in the pee hole in the snow. After the phallus is sufficiently frozen and frost bitten, the actor pulls one off. Simplicity is key.
"Hey man, how'd your night go? It was so cold out!"
"Awful!"
"How come?"
"This girl rejected me, so I had some terrible blue balls. To relieve the situation, I had an old fashioned Yukon Understatement to set me right."
"Right on, brother."
"Not really. The tip is still frozen."
"Awful!"
"How come?"
"This girl rejected me, so I had some terrible blue balls. To relieve the situation, I had an old fashioned Yukon Understatement to set me right."
"Right on, brother."
"Not really. The tip is still frozen."
by Francis Shedaisy March 6, 2011
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A succinct phrase that unfortunately has to be used whenever a person, despite already doing the best you can to make your point clear, has misinterpreted your point.
Using this phrase is almost essential nowadays when you try to express your opinion on the internet.
Using this phrase is almost essential nowadays when you try to express your opinion on the internet.
Internet user 1: So what you're saying is that people aren't allowed to have personal opinions?
Internet user 2: I ask for you to make an effort to understand me. I am not saying that people's right to freedom of speech should be taken away, but rather that free speech should have limits. Hate speech crosses that limit.
Internet user 2: I ask for you to make an effort to understand me. I am not saying that people's right to freedom of speech should be taken away, but rather that free speech should have limits. Hate speech crosses that limit.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 28, 2020
Get the I ask for you to make an effort to understand me mug.When your boyfriend does something stupid that gets you in trouble. specifically at work. He does nothing to admit his guilt and lets you take the fall. He sits back and watches as your boss belittles you for a mistake he thinks you did. And when all is said and done there is no apology, yet he notices your upset. All that is said is "do you think you should be on antidepressants"
by Major PRD September 13, 2011
Get the under the boyfriend bus mug.When a person can fight in wars in risk of getting shot, blown up, hanged, stabbed, and even kidnapped, but is not allowed to drink a simple beverage
cop: you’re under arrest for underage drinking
18 year old soldier: I’ve witnessed my closest brothers in arms dying in my arms. I’ve seen women and children get shot and killed over some fucking tyrannical god. I’ve had to go to the hospital multiple times due to being shot and have even been stabbed once. And you’re telling me that I can’t enjoy 1 beer afterwards.
cop: uhhhhhhh... yes
18 year old soldier: I’ve witnessed my closest brothers in arms dying in my arms. I’ve seen women and children get shot and killed over some fucking tyrannical god. I’ve had to go to the hospital multiple times due to being shot and have even been stabbed once. And you’re telling me that I can’t enjoy 1 beer afterwards.
cop: uhhhhhhh... yes
by Dubiks March 22, 2019
Get the Underage drinking mug.Instead of picking up the dirt after cleaning the floor, he sneakily "swept it under the rug" to save himself time and effort.
by Phillip Barton May 15, 2006
Get the swept it under the rug mug.A phrase originating from working in an office and having awesome secret things under the desk.
This may relate to an awesome secret boner from every time Anita from accounts walks past, shaking her tatas.
This may relate to your awesome secret stash of porn that you look at when you should be doing your homework.
Either way, the phrase "Under The Desk" relates to something that is undoubtedly awesome but not many people know about it so is secret.
Awesome and secret.
This may relate to an awesome secret boner from every time Anita from accounts walks past, shaking her tatas.
This may relate to your awesome secret stash of porn that you look at when you should be doing your homework.
Either way, the phrase "Under The Desk" relates to something that is undoubtedly awesome but not many people know about it so is secret.
Awesome and secret.
Have you heard the new album from that new band from Shoreditch? It's totally under the desk!
Yeah man, your new tailor made trainers are well under the desk!
Carla has awesome BJ technique. It's so far under the desk. Literally. Who knew?!
Yeah man, your new tailor made trainers are well under the desk!
Carla has awesome BJ technique. It's so far under the desk. Literally. Who knew?!
by tonyadams September 10, 2010
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