shawn stone

A person who comments endlessly upon topics they are unfamiliar with.

It is best to simply ignore that shawn stone, lest you provoke his verbosity.

by Couthless March 24, 2012

stoneager

A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

stone

Jamaican meaning:

Its something used by guys to make their dicks numb so they can have a longer lasting erection.

"Stone, deh pan mi buddy head, so if a gal want it, she have to come inna mi bed" {Jamaican Creole}

by Andr3 August 14, 2006

Stone

a rele ugly guy...but you should b freinds with him cuz hell give you free weed(nyce ian) ..is a total dick..but still kool...sum rele kool girl likes him but can get sooo much betta..but o well..hes 2 stoned 2 realize

Im 2 high 2 realize anything

by a person November 2, 2004

Like a Rolling Stone

One of the greatest rock songs of all time. With a simple organ riff, electric guitar, piano, tambourine and harmonica all perfectly balanced in the song. The song ran over six minutes, an incredible amount of time for a song in that period, with most being 2-4 minutes long. The authenticity in Dylan's voice (H-o-o-w does it feel?) is very well felt throughout. At one point, this song was six pages long, and Dylan cut it down to what it became. Rolling Stone Magazine voted this as the greatest rock song off all time, topping a list of 500. Dylan even said himself, "Stone's the best song I ever wrote."

Ahh...how does it feel? To be without a home? Like a complete unknown...Like a Rolling Stone...

by danyull March 31, 2006

stone cold stunner

Most exaggerated wrestling move ever. And to surpass the Worm, the People's Elbow and the Cena Fist Drop or whatever it's called in the exaggeration category, well, any wrestling follower knows what a low that means.
The move is performed by catching an opponent off-guard, usually with a kick to the gut, then proceeding to hold his head with both hands while turning your back on him, and slamming his jaw against your shoulder. But that's the basic variation. Plenty of wrestlers can do this fairly decent move which, if executed IRL it can deal some good damage.
The real reason this variation is the big travesty it is, involves the reaction the victims are suppossed to have after being stunned. Yes, because we're expected to believe that the sheer force of the stunner causes the victim to bounce off the ring canvas and reach a point of complete upside-down verticality, after which the body can finally land face down. Come on. Even for circus wrestling standards, that's beyond ridiculous.

Jim Ross: And that's Austin's Stone Cold Stunner!
Jerry Lawler: Funny, I didn't bounce off like that last time he stunned me.

by Srslee December 18, 2008

Romancing the Stone

romancing the stone

1) Masturbating

romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…

for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!

Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat

Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?

Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?

Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin

Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011