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terminal verbosity 

N. Talking so much or for so long it could be fatal to anyone within earshot.
I almost died of terminal verbosity listening to Suzie talk about her friggin cat.

Sophistical rhetorician inebriated by the exhuberance of his own verbosity

a beliveable yet untrue statement from a speaker, that is drunk with the excitement of their supposed ability to use big words.

an expression used to insult someone to their face about how they like to use big words because they think they are smart. thus using irony to get the sarcastic point across.
Smartass: I think you losers are Munificent abhorritions of society as we know it

Insulter: You are a Sophistical rhetorician inebriated by the exhuberance of his own verbosity!!!

Smartass: HUH?

Filthy Verbosity 

Refers to a manner of speaking in which the speaker/writer discusses ideas or uses words of a more intelligent variety while at the same time splicing in some fucking expletives to make the talk livelier and more accessible. The style was pioneered by comedians like the late great George Carlin.
Can you believe that fucking Nietzche? I mean, his existentialist philosophy negates the idea of a God while at the same time purporting that there must be some sort of shitty meaning or something to life. Like, fuck.

^This right here is some good old filthy verbosity.

Ambiguous Verbosity 

Use of complex words by people in daily conversation who have little knowledge of their proper meaning or usage in the English language.
Carly excessive use of ambiguous verbosity got her fired.
Ambiguous Verbosity by Percy April 20, 2003

Ventosity Phenomenon 

when you fart or shit yourself on a ventilated seat in the car and the smell blows back into your face.
When the stink was so bad in the car, I asked Rene- did you fart? He responded 'yes, about 10 minutes ago--because I just turned on the ventilated seat you are experiencing the ventosity phenomenon
Ventosity Phenomenon by catboxIII February 23, 2022

Ventosity Phenomenon 

when you fart or shit yourself on a ventilated seat in a car and the stench blows back in your face.
Paul asked Rene, what is that stench, did you fart? Rene responded--yea about 10 minutes ago, but I just turned on the ventilated seat, so your experiencing the Ventosity Phenomenon
Ventosity Phenomenon by catboxIII February 23, 2022