A situation in which a retarded and possibly homosexual teacher mumbles resulting in the noises which produce the word 'top nobit' - i.e. When a teacher talks shit they are top nobiting.
" Man todays lesson was shit, Dr. Joker was just top nobiting "
"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"
"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"
by calki May 10, 2007
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by Chesnikk January 26, 2009
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Get the Space Nobber mug.One who attempts a fast witty comeback to a previous insult only to make a total ass out of themselves and dig a deeper hole. A lack of intellectuality and sever stuttering are major attributes to being a hob nobbler.
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