Just a guy who likes to cook eggs and has LITERALLY the biggest heart he makes me feel so warm and comfortable everytime I just see him and just a perfect human bean who uses his platform for the better and he has no idea how much he means to me but that’s okay I’ll continue to love and support him everyday :)
by I love john November 5, 2020
Get the Johnny Orlandomug. A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.
Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap
by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021
Get the Johnny Trapmug. by Trickdaddy May 24, 2023
Get the Johnnymug. Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
by walkin-dead December 4, 2011
Get the Chest Johnniesmug. by johnny eater November 24, 2022
Get the johnnymug. by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020
Get the Johnny Boymug. A blue eyed, kind on the inside dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but the cutest most innocent face (he's never innocent) he thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable but you want to hate him at the same time.
by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021
Get the Fuckin johnnymug.