Definitions by ShrewdSauce

Pucker Punch 

The act of punching your sexual partner in the butt-hole unexpectedly. Often performed during doggy-style.

I'm sorry baby, I got told you'd love a pucker punch and I just went all Maverick on ya.

Pucker Punch by ShrewdSauce February 12, 2022

Not Johnny

Someone who appears to be, but is in fact, not Johnny.

Dude! That Dude over there is a not Johnny!

Not Johnny by ShrewdSauce November 26, 2021

Johnny Trap 

A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.

Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap

Johnny Trap by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021

Flaming Larry

A sexual act involving double penetration, with the primary lubricant being Deep Heat or Dencorub.

I've got Billy and Oscar coming over tonight to wreck me with a Flaming Larry.

Flaming Larry by ShrewdSauce November 14, 2021