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johnnies 

Street name for Gabapentin, shit to give you an effect similar to opioids
“Yooo bro I was so fucked up on 10 johnnies last night, was walking around like a penguin

Johnnies 

An irish slang word for condoms
Person 1: "You using Johnnies, are ya?"
Person 2: "Ay,"
Johnnies by Smol_Baain August 23, 2022

Johnnies 

Street slang for precription drug gabbapentin. Huge in boston-worcester-fitchburg areas. Taken with alcohol or shotgunned redbulls to add a “heroin” like state.
Yo man im gunna park the car in harbour yard and we’ll go score some johnnies! (Say with boston accent)
Johnnies by Kevi del sol December 27, 2023

Brown Johnnies 

Simply, another word for shit.
"Oh, man, I gotta make Brown Johnnies in a hurry!"
Also, if you have the runs, you can say,

"I shouldn't have eaten that hot pocket. I can feel the Runny Johnnies coming."
Brown Johnnies by Planteskaeg August 13, 2009

Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
Chest Johnnies by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

The Iron Johnnies 

A group of "People" With an unordinary case of extreme autism, [tourettes}, retardation,and or a bacterial infection that has targeted the brain
hey what's up man these guys here are the iron johnnies don't make fun of them its not their fault they're like this
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