hand crotch 

The skin between your thumb and pointer finger is your hand crotch.

My hand crotch is hurting so bad!

hand crotch by bombshell89 January 24, 2014

sabertooth crotch hippo 

A very fat bitchy female. Usually depends on her baby daddy or daddies to support her

God daniel arns is a sabertooth crotch hippo

sabertooth crotch hippo by critterkiller January 25, 2014

chewbacca crotch 

An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.

Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.

chewbacca crotch by walterc February 9, 2015

Dorito Crotch 

The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.

Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
highfives

Dorito Crotch by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015

jambalaya crotch 

A Cajun food combining seafood, sausage, and rice. dropped in the nether regions

Will spilled his dinner and ended up with a bad case of jambalaya crotch

jambalaya crotch by pitythefool8 April 14, 2015

camp crotch 

The condition of one's "crotchal" area after a significant amount of time camping without showering.

Shew! After 7 days camping in the backcountry, I have serious camp crotch!

camp crotch by goldbricker July 23, 2015

Jacobs Crotch 

Someone who loves blow jobs

She was a good girl, she loved a glug of luke warm white of Jacobs Crotch

Jacobs Crotch by TopBanana1701 February 3, 2017