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Beavis H. Christ

An alternative to saying, "Jesus H. Christ", or usually said right before you explain how stupid someone is.
Beavis H. Christ, that kid is a complete and total moron. Or could be used right after you hurt yourself accidentally, like when you stub your toe.
by pablofactor July 16, 2010
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Christ-boosted jizz geyser

krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.
Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.
by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007
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Chris Hansen

The host of Dateline NBC's, To Catch A Predator; a smug bastard.

If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.

He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.
Chris Hansen - Would you like to explain to me what you're doing here?
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.

Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.
by disc.inc. December 20, 2010
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Chris Jericho

Chris irvine is another wrestler to come out of Stu hart's legendary dungeon.He is one of the few wrestlers who have mic skills upthere with The Rock and Wrestling skills that can matchup to Chris benoit.

Jericho started out in WCW where he was a great talent but horribly misused, in augusts 1999 he debuted in the WWF As: "Y2J"(as in Y2K) Chris Jericho.Here he immediatly got pushed in the main event against the likes of The Rock and Stone Cold Steve austin.

In 2001 in of the most historic nights in WWF Jericho Beat The Rock AND SCSA to become the first ever Undisputed WWF Champion and the second canadian to hold a world title in the WWF (Bret hart being the other one).

But once again, backstage politics were against him and within no time he was being misused again. He wasn't in the mainevent anymore until 2005 despite the talent he had.

After SummerSlam 2005 Jericho got "Fired" so he could tour with his band "Fozzy".This band sucks.
Jericho hasn't returned.Yet.
1.) Now that the Y2J problem is here,the WWF will never e-e-ever be the same again.
2.) Chris jericho : A Future hall of famer
by Bret hart January 13, 2006
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Christmas

A holiday that was originally meant to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ ,even though nobody really knows when he was born. Fortunately for kids, nobody really gives a shit about that part. In modern days, its all about adults bitching about much money they have to spend on their kids only to have the ungrateful little bastards bitch and moan about how they didn't get everything they wanted. Also a day that somehow went from celebrating the birth of Christ to a day celebrating a fat guy in a red suit that breaks into peoples houses and leaves presents under a tree that for some reason is indoors decorated with all kinds of cheap crap. Talk about selling out. Jesus would not be happy :(
Christmas is by far the greatest marketing scheme of all time. The commercials usually start mid November, completely ignoring Thanksgiving, and thanks to all the propoganda, it insures that all the stores can raise their prices only to say that it's a super limited Christmas "bargain." All in all, Christmas is a great holiday, so fuck it, Merry Friggin Christmas to all and to all a good night. Just remember that National Hangover Day is right around the corner
by Xero _ Manifest December 25, 2010
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Christina Hendricks

Hottest woman alive. Unlike most actresses she actually has CURVES. Star of the brilliant TV show Mad Men.
Christina Hendricks is the most beautiful woman in the world. Ever.
by Blue_Angel93 April 12, 2011
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jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.
Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !
by jeffbo April 29, 2009
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