An alternative to saying, "Jesus H. Christ", or usually said right before you explain how stupid someone is.
Beavis H. Christ, that kid is a complete and total moron. Or could be used right after you hurt yourself accidentally, like when you stub your toe.
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–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.
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1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.
Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.
by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007
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If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.
He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.
If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.
He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.
Chris Hansen - Would you like to explain to me what you're doing here?
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.
Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.
Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.
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Jericho started out in WCW where he was a great talent but horribly misused, in augusts 1999 he debuted in the WWF As: "Y2J"(as in Y2K) Chris Jericho.Here he immediatly got pushed in the main event against the likes of The Rock and Stone Cold Steve austin.
In 2001 in of the most historic nights in WWF Jericho Beat The Rock AND SCSA to become the first ever Undisputed WWF Champion and the second canadian to hold a world title in the WWF (Bret hart being the other one).
But once again, backstage politics were against him and within no time he was being misused again. He wasn't in the mainevent anymore until 2005 despite the talent he had.
After SummerSlam 2005 Jericho got "Fired" so he could tour with his band "Fozzy".This band sucks.
Jericho hasn't returned.Yet.
Jericho started out in WCW where he was a great talent but horribly misused, in augusts 1999 he debuted in the WWF As: "Y2J"(as in Y2K) Chris Jericho.Here he immediatly got pushed in the main event against the likes of The Rock and Stone Cold Steve austin.
In 2001 in of the most historic nights in WWF Jericho Beat The Rock AND SCSA to become the first ever Undisputed WWF Champion and the second canadian to hold a world title in the WWF (Bret hart being the other one).
But once again, backstage politics were against him and within no time he was being misused again. He wasn't in the mainevent anymore until 2005 despite the talent he had.
After SummerSlam 2005 Jericho got "Fired" so he could tour with his band "Fozzy".This band sucks.
Jericho hasn't returned.Yet.
1.) Now that the Y2J problem is here,the WWF will never e-e-ever be the same again.
2.) Chris jericho : A Future hall of famer
2.) Chris jericho : A Future hall of famer
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Christmas is by far the greatest marketing scheme of all time. The commercials usually start mid November, completely ignoring Thanksgiving, and thanks to all the propoganda, it insures that all the stores can raise their prices only to say that it's a super limited Christmas "bargain." All in all, Christmas is a great holiday, so fuck it, Merry Friggin Christmas to all and to all a good night. Just remember that National Hangover Day is right around the corner
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