bastardette

bastardette is a female bastard, a girl born without a father figure.

Shirley is a bastardette.

by Jessica March 10, 2005

turkey baster full of protien shake

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.

"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake

by Big E notor E us October 16, 2003

Triumphant Bastard

When you have a boner that is just so incredibly hard and magnificent that you cant help but let out a grunt and brag to your friends.

Dude when I got those naked pics of Taylor I had such a Triumphant Bastard.

by 696969696969696969 February 5, 2008

lonely creepy bastard

Tipically on a college campus in the dining hall, the person who is eating alone at a table, especially during the busy hours

Hey look, there's a lonely creepy bastard eating by themself.
"PLEASE go to dinner with me, I don't want to be the lonely creepy bastard!"

by E Jackson January 28, 2008

bastardness

Something that was dumb or screwed up.

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

bastardman

what yo dad is and the reason that you're so messed up and evil taday.

Man, Jake's dad is such a bastardman

by Yo mama August 17, 2004

bastardising

When a person or animal excreets.

"In a chav's household you may even catch sight of a mangy cat bastardising under the dining room table!"

by Leanne March 16, 2005