mud shark

A large, tapered turd, usually in your underpants, resembling a finless shark or other large predatory fish. Usually brown in color. Sometimes speckled. Always dangerous. Attacks underpants unexpectedly.

Holy crap dad! There's a friggin' mud shark in my pants!

by mattypc August 3, 2006

Shark Bite

When you take a girl with braces, put her stomach down and naked on the bed and tie her hands behind her back. You then proceed to have her perform oral sex on you. While she is doing this, you smack her on the ass with a paddle. Her hands move like the dorsal fin, her legs move like the tail fin, and she bites down on your penis (hence the bite). The "shark" part of the bite comes from the James Bond movie where the character named "Jaws" wore braces.

Damn my dick hurts!!! I met this cutie in Mexico during spring break. I had to ask her for her ID because she had braces. I got a great shark bite that night!!!!

by Cell Phone Cowboy April 10, 2008

Shark

Another name we like to use in reference to Po-Po, or Police. They drive around all slow, hide in the dark, and wait for unsuspecting prey to go by. Then they dart out after them, chase them down, and completely ruin their day by giving them a stupid ticket for something.

"Man, watch out, there's a Shark over there, parked around the corner. Slow down..."

by Shelbykitty March 6, 2009

jump-the-shark

After some significant event, everything from then on is terrible.

The rock band Metallica really 'jumped the shark' when they released 'Master of Puppets'.

by Lord Richard May 25, 2003

sharkgun

Derived from the word 'shotgun'.
Used to call the passenger seat.

"Sharkgun!"
"Dammit, I wanted the front seat!"

by Mad-Reese June 25, 2006

shark bait

when yo girls braces are scraping your wein while shes giving you head

"owe my dick hurts from my dick being shark bait to samantha last night! i hope she gets her braces off soon!"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017